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how can i be so impure given how little sex i’m having?

I mean, even my car tires get screwed more often than I do. ba da bing.

Apparently, though, it’s all that yummy self-loving and the webcam days of my youth… ok, and the naked gay squaredancing (no, I’m not kidding) and associated hot tubbing didn’t help my score either.

Was taking this, apparently, even as Gene was posting his results; I also came across it today on digital flotsam as well as earlier this week in The Ferrett’s LiveJournal (turns out that the Ferrett, the perpetrator of this version of the Purity Test, is a friend of my friend Sheldon).

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin’30%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
62%
Shamelessness64.3%
It takes a couple of drinks
77.1%
Sex Drive 65.8%
A fool for love, but not always
75.3%
Straightness94.6%
Just go fuck something, okay?
40.8%
Gayness 0%
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
80%
Fucking Sick85.8%
Refreshingly normal
88.2%
You are 56.78% pure
Average Score: 69.9%

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